Some fantastic Matat lines already...

Matat: Listen, Ariane.  From Jerusalem, take Bus 940 to Haifa.  Do NOT take 947.  Not even if you miss the 940.  The 947 is hell on Earth.  Do you understand me?  Hell. On. Earth.

later

Ariane: Okay, I'll call you Monday with my ETA!
Matat: Yes! Or call me to chat.  Or if an idea pops into your head.  Or if an opinion strikes you. Or If you feel like it.  Call me WHENEVER!

I love her <3 <3 <3